Know that question everybody asks people who work in TV? I mean the one that goes, “Why is TV so bad?”
Well, today variety.com is giving us the answer. After months of so-called on-air auditions for a new live host of Jeopardy to replace the sadly dead old host, it looks like the new host is -wait for it:
!!!THE CURRENT EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
MIKE RICHARDS!!!
Yeppers, dood was one of those who auditioned (and came off as a smarmy douche in the eyez of yer friendly neighborhood munchapoo), but anything resembling secret TV exec vs. TV talent competition is ethically suspect and also the perfect metaphor for what happens daily/hourly/by-the-minute in that wunnaful industry called Showbiz.
Who does yers truly the mighty munchadildo think should be getting the gig? Why Mayim Bialik, fer sure. She was the best thing about Big Bang Theory, and besides, munchamore here has been crushing on her since Blossom.
Don’t let this happen, people! Time to rise up and take a friendly tour of Sony Prods! An August 6th Jeopardy Insurrection! That’s the ticket, yeah!
yer friendly nabe munchman