Bri Castellini: 2019, Noticed – @brisownworld

by Bri Castellini

Been a while! I foresee a handful of New Years Resolutions not being fulfilled this year, because this year has been… unexpected.

Last year was insane for me, one of the busiest years I’ve ever had, one of the most creatively rewarding, and one that I felt very strongly about not repeating right away. “2019 will hopefully be defined by boundaries and balance,” I stated in a blog at the end of last year. I even made my work Slack status “Boundaries and Balance 2k19” for a while, because branding is important.

And then 2019 actually started and I remembered that I’m me and that’s not how things tend to go in my life.

Work/Life Imbalance

First off, I really stepped up the #WorkTripLyfe, traveling out of state twice a month for all but one of the first few months of the year. I started my year in LA and went to DC for a week in January, traveled to LA again and Oregon for the first time in 5 years in March, headed to Massachusetts and DC again in April, spent two weeks in Utah in May, and spent a long weekend in Denver in June.

And that’s far from the end of my traveling year- I’m likely heading back to LA in August and I’ll be in Colorado for a few weeks at the end of September and beginning of October. Then my cousin is getting married in San Diego in November and I’ll be heading back to Colorado for Christmas in December. Like, damn. So already, my balanced year of relaxation and writing has gone a bit awry.

Then, some work things happened that put me in a new financial freakout (I have one of these every two years, apparently), resulting in some shifts in expectations for what my employment situation will be moving forward. I’m still working with Stareable but on a more freelance, remote basis, and am filling in my work week with a new part-time gig with Seed&Spark and potentially a new teaching position, both also remote and freelance.

Stareable no longer has a physical office space, at least for the time being, and as a result I’m now 100% working from home (outside of traveling for events or being on hand for local events, like Stareable Fest that’s happening NEXT WEEK!). This has been a strange but unexpectedly welcome change to my routine- as much as I liked going into an office and building a day-to-day around picking podcasts for my commute and a new regular coffee spot, I didn’t realize how much of my day I was losing as a result.

I now have more time to work out in the morning without worrying I’ll miss my train, I spend less on transportation and coffee, I have more energy and time at home to help with chores and cooking, and I get to fully control and customize my work weeks without worrying where I am physically, which is useful particularly because Quinn and I plan on moving in the next year or two and it’d be great to be able to not have to job hunt.

Adjusting to life as a fully remote freelancer has been a full time job in and of itself- I have to find ways to motivate myself despite my new desk being in my bedroom, aka the room with my bed that I use to watch old Fallout 4 playthroughs. I also have to force myself to get up at the same time I used to, because I’m trying to swap the time I used to commute for working out. It’s not an understatement to say that I’m dangerously unhealthy, and I’m running out of good excuses to stick with that status quo.

Creative Successes

Creatively, this year has been amazing, if busier than anticipated. In January I accepted a job directing a web series for a female-led production company out of Utah run by two long-distance friends, Amanda and Kailee.

In May, they flew me out and put me up and we shot 7 episodes of a show called Better With You, a Halloween rom com that will be the most ambitious and beautiful thing I’ve gotten to be a part of. It’s the first project I’ve directed without also writing, the first full web series I’ve gotten to direct, and the first time working with a crew larger than three people. It was the best.

We also launched Sam and Pat season 2 this year, alongside two seasons of the Bri and Chris Are Depressed companion podcast, both receiving small but dedicated audiences. The Bri and Chris podcast has two more weeks of episodes to go up, and then…

Burn, Noticed

I made a joke on Twitter back in February about starting a podcast called Burn, Noticed, and then couldn’t stop thinking about how stupid and funny that would be, and then bullied Chris Cherry into co-hosting it with me.

I’m glad it worked out, because we’ve now recorded five episodes and I’m genuinely enjoying revisiting one of my favorite procedurals as well as deconstructing television on a regular basis with my most frequent writing collaborator. Plus, Chris is moving to LA in late August and this is a good excuse to keep in touch and continue creating together.

Burn, Noticed will launch the day Bri and Chris Are Depressed season 2 ends, meaning that I’ll have been releasing new creative content at least once a week since the beginning of March, which is a first. There was nearly a year between Brains seasons 1 and 2, then a few months after season 2 before Ace and Anxious was released, then another few months before the extended universe projects premiered, then nearly another year before Sam and Pat and ANOTHER year before Sam and Pat season 2.

I like podcasting because it’s a significantly lower-budget and lower-effort way to continue to be creative on a sustainable basis, which is important because if it’s going to be a while in between major film projects, I need something to keep my brain creative and my audience aware of my existence. I have over 1,000 Twitter followers after all. I have a RESPONSIBILITY.

Jokes aside, Burn, Noticed has genuinely been a thing I look forward to every week, and has been surprisingly useful in keeping my storytelling muscles toned. I hope people listen to it, because it’s also a pretty good show outside of a good thing for me as a person and creator to work on.

Bri, Burned Out

As you might imagine, a second year of rushing at breakneck speed to do as many things as possible is starting to wear on me. I’d like to think post-Stareable-Fest will be more chill, but I’d like to think a lot of things that aren’t realistic.

I’m staring down the barrel of four part time jobs in the fall, plus more traveling and work events and Better With You premiering in September and Burn, Noticed needing to go up every week and Buy In continuing its festival run.

The only solution I have currently is a highly specific weekly schedule I’ve made for myself that creates structure and uses my new working-from-home existence to reprioritize my health and the boundaries that will keep me sane and productive.

Will it work? Time will tell. But I’m really excited for all these new projects and work opportunities and now that living in New York has an end in sight (either mid-2019 or early 2020), I have hope that this unexpected non-break of a year might go my way after all.

Or I might have a massive breakdown like I did last year! Time will tell.

Bri Castellini is an indie filmmaker and Community Director at Stareable, our favorite web series hub. Watch the remarkable Ms. Castellini’s award-winning web series, Brains, HERE. See Sam And Pat Are Depressed HERE. This post first appeared on Bri’s wonderfully refreshing blog.

A Beginners Guide to Cord Cutting

Because you asked for it! (You did, for reals. This TVWriter™ minion knows for a fact that we received at least one FB message from my mom.)

Here’s the sort of official guide to getting started at cord cutting. The Cord Cutters News way.

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Stephanie Bourbon’s TV Writing Tips to Help You Succeed!

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Former Larry Brody student Stephanie Olivieri Bourbon has found great success as a writer and illustrator. Now she’s branching out into video with a series of extremely helpful ones about – surprise! – writing and illustrating.

Love & Money Dept – TV Biz Happenings for the Week of July 15th

TOSHIBA Exif JPEGLatest News About Writers & Other Mostly Living Things That Are Doing Better Than We Are
by Munchman

Whoa, first Love & Money since 2015. How time flies when you’re scaling the ladder to sucksess. Mama told me there’d be decades like this, but the Evil Angel of Ambition wouldn’t let yer friendly neighborhood munchero fly toward the light.

Well, wtf, this little muncher is still alive, well, and getting into as much trouble as possible. Now if only that $$$-grasping old gomer who calls himself LB would loosen his hold on the Amex Black Card he pretends he isn’t carrying and pay me now and then, all would be almost right in this world.

So. Onward and upward…and downward too. We shouldn’t go in that last direction because it’s the kind of commentary that attracts lawyers just when you need them least – i.e. most of the time – but munchacockaderio here always had a soft spot for being slapped in the head.


MOST POSITIVE TV related bit this munchperson has heard in awhile (like since 2015) is that The Fabulous Furry Freakbrothers, one of my grandpa’s faves back in the early 1970s when his brain still worked well enough to let him muddle through pretending to read underground comix in his college’s student union, has been given the go-ahead for eight TV episodes on one or another of the thousand and six streaming or maybe even broadcast channels nobody ever watches next year.

Why is putting something this  long past its prime selling date worth cheering about? Well, it’s a paycheck for writers Alan Cohen, Alan Freedland, John Altschuler and David Krinsky, who deserve to be working more than they’ve been. And of course there’s the Nostalgia thing . Now showbiz titans can wave this little green light around and say, “Who says we don’t make shows for old farts? Of course we do, see?”

AND HERE’S a positive thought for Stranger Things fans who’re crying in their CBD oil because Jim Hopper AKA actor David Harbour dies in Season three’s finale while helping close the gate between Upside Down and the real world. Harboureeno’s Stranger Things contract says they own him till the end of Season Four, which means a miraculous reappearance is in sight. At least till we read about him having been signed for a whole nuther Netflix series the Duffer Brothers are secretly finalizing Right This Very Moment.

What’s that you say? Munchenhaus should of warned you about the above spoiler? Fuck that. Real men don’t watch TV to be twiddled and twaddled around every badly plotted and unbelievable twist and turn of the storyline. We watch it so we can be amazed by how much better even the least impressive entertainment can be while we’re on pouring Johnny Walker down our over-aggressive throats. Man up, you snowflakes! (Heh, I originally typed “snotflakes.” Maybe I shouldn’t correct it next time.)


A+E NETWORKS AKA The Networks Formerly Known as A&E has promoted Patrick Vien to Group Managing Director of International. What does a Group Managing Director of Anything do over at A+E? Smart question, mein freunde. Good thing you asked the right dood. After a little digging, munchenheimer has discovered that Group Managing Directors oversee strategy in specific geographical areas where whatever group they’re part of “holds sway.” Yeppers, that’s what the PR person said. “Holds sway.” So now you know and we’re good here, yeah? As long as nobody asks what kind of strategy and WTF holds!#@ingsway means.

If you’re saying to yourself, “My friendly neighborhood munchadoodledoo dodged a pretty tricky bullet there,” you’re right. C’est la vie, n’est pas?

SPEAKING OF people being named Bosses, Netflix has named Jackie Lee-Joe its (their?) Chief Marketing Officer. For those not in the know (yes, I’m so sad for you not being as inhipandfriendly as moi), Jackie Lee-Joe is in fact a woman (probably even a CIS woman) no matter what her name suggests. Another victim of POS – Parental Overcuteness Syndrome, not that other phrase this acronym usually means – perhaps?

Anyway, Ms Lee-Joe used to be CMO AKA Chief Marketing Officer at BBC, where quality instead of marketing or sales has always been the name of the game, so arriving at a company where despite all appearances insiders know damn well that marketingmarketingmarketing rulez definitely is a big step up for her.


Chloe Dan is out as Senior Vice President of Drama at 20th Century Fox TV after two years on the job. Rumors say she was let go before her contract was up, but so many different reasons have been given for why she was shitcanned that the gossip seems as likely to be malicious as it is to be true.

Ah, Hollywood! A place where everybody’s a high school mean girl regardless of age, gender, job description (or acronym), or personal preference. Consider yourselves warned, children! Stay on the interwebs, where nobody has any reason to try and screw with you because you work for free just like me!

According to various sources, Edward Sabin of A+E Networks (you remember them, yaz?) has decided to leave his gig as Co-Executive Managing Director, International, his partner in co-ness having been none other than Patrick Vien, whom you also should remember considering that his name came up only about 700ish words ago.

The press release about this event seemingly having been written by the A+E powers that be, all we know is that Monsieur Sabin has departed to launch a new business. Sounds like a dood who could need some cheering up. Whaddaya say we all chip in and take him to The Original Pantry? After all, Google gives the place 4 1/2 stars. Have your people contact my people to make this fine thing happen.

That’s it for now, munchalados. Don’t forget to write in and tell yers truly of any and all showbizjj-related positional changes in yer life. Cuz yer fave TVWriter™ Influencer can’t wait to writewritewrite the next episode of this column on accounta I lurves me every chance I get to work for -goddammit – free!


Looks like we at TVWriter™ aren’t the only ones lovin’ on TVWriter™ alum writer/editor Herbie J Pilato’s new Amazon Prime series Then Again with Herbie J Pilato. Here’s one of the most enjoyable articles we’ve read in a long time.

Go Herbie J!

by Nicholas Varies

Amazon Prime has recently become home to Then Again with Herbie J Pilato. Hosted by Herbie J Pilato (a prolific historian of popular culture), each episode is a discussion with legendary figures of television and film about a specific show. The first season is still rolling out on Amazon Prime but it will have three episodes dedicated to old school science fiction, fantasy, or related genre shows. Of these three specific episodes, one features Lara Parker, Kathryn Leigh Scott, and David Selby of Dark Shadows (1966 – 1971); another stars Robert Conrad of The Wild Wild West (1965 – 1969); and the third features Burt Ward of Batman (1966 – 1969).

More Than Nostalgia: Understanding Entertainment Escapism

One of the many things that stood out to me about this series is that in an era of never-ending reboots and sequels, fans rarely get a moment to reflect on and thoroughly explore what shows in the 1960s and 70s were like. In addition to Then Again with Herbie J Pilato offering a nostalgia trip, it is also dedicated to exploring why certain television programs have stood the test of time. As Herbie J Pilato explained, “Beyond the homespun/nostalgic element of classic TV shows, there is a certain clarity in their presentation. The storytelling has a beginning, a middle, and an end, and most of those endings are happy. The characters are more distinguished from one another; more defined. They don’t all look alike, sound alike, or act alike, which is the case with much of new TV shows. The majority of classic TV characters are not sarcastic, mean-spirited, or edgy, as they are today. And when it comes to the actors and their performances on the classic series, the likability factor is huge.”

Building on Pilato’s words, Joel Eisenberg (one of Then Again’s executive producers) added that the show’s that Pilato is covering have remained important because they represent pure escapism that many wanted in entertainment during the 60s and 70s. “The shows we feature from our first season were from the 60s and 70s. Turbo-charged times that called for escapism in its entertainment,” Joel explained to ScifiPulse. “The shows we’ve featured still stand out as they remain some of the most purely entertaining shows on TV.”

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