The Most Irresistible Movie Poster TVWriter™ has ever Seen

by TVWriter™ Press Service

Sam Elliott!

Big Foot!

Dead Hitler!

The FBI!

Yes, we know that we almost never feature an actor or even a director over the writer or writers of a film or TV show because we always want to take every opportunity we can to highlight writers’ contributions to the final product.

But, c’mon, we’re talking about Fucking Sam Fucking Elliott here, and if he doesn’t deserve top billing in everything he does, well, who does?

Bottom Line: Mr. Fucking Sam Fucking Elliott is the hero in an upcoming film delightfully titled The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then The Bigfootwhich was written (and is currently being directed) by Robert D. Krzykowski. It’s about half finished shooting and has the most exciting premise since Bubba Ho-Tep, which this TVWriter™ minion genuinely believes to be the best film ever made.

Here’s what the P.R. people have to say about TMWKHATTB:

Sam Elliott (TOMBSTONE, ROAD HOUSE) stars as a legendary World War II veteran who many years ago assassinated Adolf Hitler – an incredible secret that he’s frustratingly unable to share with the world. One day, just as he’s coming to terms with rounding out his life, Calvin gets a visit from the FBI and The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. They need him to take out Bigfoot. This wondrous feature debut from writer/director Robert D. Krzykowski features visual effects by celebrated two-time Academy Award Winner Douglas Trumbull (2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, BLADE RUNNER), who also co-produced alongside the great John Sayles (EIGHT MEN OUT) and Lucky McKee (THE WOMAN). A fantastical discourse on the melancholia of old age and a singular blast of entertaining wit, THE MAN WHO KILLED HITLER AND THEN THE BIGFOOT also stars Aidan Turner (THE HOBBIT trilogy), Caitlin FitzGerald (Showtime’s “Masters of Sex”), and Ron Livingston (OFFICE SPACE).

Niice!

Way to go, Robert D. Krzykowski! We don’t know about your writing, or even your directing, yet, but your premise and casting instincts are superb!

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