by Larry Brody
…Oh, wait, we don’t have any presses. And I’ve already stopped mine. (See the most recent TVWriter™ blog post below.) So what I mean is:
I just found a couple of things I absolutely MUST write about and here they are so start reading right the hell now, everyone!
There. That ought to do it. Now, on to the first of the the two, erm, “press starters.”