Did you know there’s a reality series based on ‘The Sims’?

We don’t know whether to laugh or cry. But today’s amazing factoid is that The Sims Spark’d, a new show where contestants create outrageous (and gloriously unreal sexual scenarios), premiered on TBS last week, and all we can say at this time is…”Oy vay!”

Here’s the trailer:

And an update:

Another update:

Holy crap, kids, the more we see the sicker we get. In the words of our Beloved Leader Larry Brody. >sigh<

Yeah, you got it. Some things are just plain indescribable.