by TVWriter™ Press Service
Word has it that the United States’ pre-eminent fortune cookie writer has retired, and it’s all because of a case of writer’s block.
According to Channel 25, the ABC network affiliate in Waco, TX:
Donald Lau has worked at Wonton Food Inc. for 30 years as both a fortune writer and chief financial officer. But he’s retiring from at least one of his roles after a linguistic dry spell.