munchman: TNT Boots MONDAY MORNINGS

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Do you suppose that David E. Kelly knows how badly his work sucks now? I mean, this show, which Hollywood Reporter.Com reports is history, was so boring that I couldn’t even bring myself to write a review about how bad Ving Rhames was. (But then he’s always bad, no?)

A munchman prediction: Wifey Michelle Pfeiffer will be bailing soon. Mark my words. read article

munchman: The 10 Most Overpaid CEOs in the World

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I’m talking media CEOs here, nine of them male, all of them smart enough to create a system whereby they get paid mountains of moolah for doing nothing our 11 year old little sister couldn’t do.

monopoly-man-chance-card425Yeah, I said “create.” They’re constantly redefining their jobs and what doing those jobs is worth, and their boards of directors, all of whom are looking forward to media CEO gigs of their own, go along with them unquestioningly. read article

munchman: CBS CEO Slaps His Dick Onto the Table Too

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A couple of days ago TVWriter™  posted a video interview with Aereo investor/brains behind the whole thing Barry Diller and mentioned that the battle between him and NewsCorp/Rupert Murdoch over whether Aereo is legal was a dick fight of the highest order.

Now the Great TV Satan himself, CBS’s Les Moonves has entered the fray. He’s siding with NewsCorp, of course, cuz there’s no $$$ in it for him or CBS in going Aereo’s way. read article

munchman: A Real Dick Fight! Here! Now!

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Well, what else do you call it when two world famous asswipes dick duke it out?

In this case, the dicks are Barry Diller and Rupert Murdoch, each of whom could easily claim to be the World’s Asswipe Champ. read article

munchman: Huffington Post Wants Fiction from Old Folks

Um, sorry, LB, but you always say we gotta call ’em as we see ’em. Here’s the article by none other than Mrs. Tom Hanks. I’m guessing she’s eligible as hell for this deal, but she’s you know, so old that I’m not even interested in googling her to make sure.

Be that as it may:

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close New York Premiere read article