munchman: Ripped from the Headlines: “‘Daria,’ ‘Laguna Beach’ And ‘The Hills’ Are Headed Back To MTV”

Ah, DARIA! Of course it’s back. One of the best animated shows in the history of TV. With Daria herself the progenitor of our entire population of hipster chicks. (That’s right, even before Katy Perry.)

But are new episodes coming?

Nah. Of course not. We’re talking the umpteenth reruns here because – it hurts to cast aspergions, but I can’t think of any other way to say this – no one on this show gets residuals! It’s as good as effing free!

Oh, MTV, do you remember when you broke, like, new ground? Bounded over the edge into the unknown universe of music entertainment and made us rock out?

Why hast thou forsaken us? Daddy? Why…?

EDITED TO ADD: We found this brilliant DARIA image at AnimeFlavor.Com. Which we believe is a very cool site. Even for hipsters.

FURTHER EDITED TO ADD: What? LAGUNA BEACH? THE HILLS? What kind of cretin would want to talk about, or even see, them?


Two New Shows We’ll Watch

…until we realize that they aren’t giving us anything they promised.

Stick with us on this. It’s the only way you won’t be disappointed.

Tim Roth to Star in David Cronenberg’s ‘Knifeman’ Series

By Tim Kenneally

Tim Roth is about to explore the cutting edge of television programming.

“Lie to Me” star Roth has signed on to star in “Knifeman,” David Cronenberg’s maiden foray into television. Roth will play John Tattersall in the series, which chronicles “the trials and triumphs of a radical, self-educated surgeon” who goes to “extraordinary and unorthodox lengths … to uncover the secrets of the human body.”

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‘Barbarella’ Series in the Works From Nicolas Refn

By Tim Kenneally

“Barbarella” is coming to the small screen.

“Drive” director Nicolas Refn is working with Gaumont International Television on a TV series based on the Jean-Claude Forest comic-book character made famous by the 1968 Jane Fonda film of the same name.

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Aaron Sorkin Puffs Up Aaron Sorkin

…but it’s okay because he’s teaching us something, see?

How to Write an Aaron Sorkin Script, by Aaron Sorkin


A song in a musical works best when a character has to sing— when words won’t do the trick anymore. The same idea applies to a long speech in a play or a movie or on television. You want to force the character out of a conversational pattern. In the pilot of The Newsroom, a new series for HBO, TV news anchor Will McAvoy (Jeff Daniels) emotionally checked out years ago, and now he’s sitting on a college panel, hearing the same shouting match between right and left he’s been hearing forever, and the arguments have become noise. A student asks what makes America the world’s greatest country, and Will dodges the question with glib answers. But the moderator keeps needling him until…snap.

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Besides, upsetting as it is, this guy’s The Best.

COMMUNITY Scores; Creator not Invited to the Joy

Community Critics Choice TV Awards

Dan Harmon & Steve Levitan React To ‘Community’s Critics Choice Win


Community creator and recently ousted showrunner Dan Harmon took to Twitter to react to the show’s surprise best comedy series win at last night Critics Choice TV Awards and indicated that he was not invited to the ceremony. “Congrats,Community, and thank you, critics,” he wrote. “Sorry I was unable to have been invited!” Harmon was acknowledged onstage by Community star Joel McHale, who accepted the series’ first major award. “I want to thank Dan Harmon, who created the greatest show on television,” McHale said.

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Whoa, Dan Harmon must have really pissed off some guy in a very expensive suit.

Raise Your Hand if You Love BREAKING BAD

…And tell us why.

by Larry Brody

 Today’s Big BREAKING BAD News is that the show won two Critics’ Choice Television Awards yesterday. Bryan Cranston won the “Best Actor in a Drama Series award” and Giancarlo Esposito won “Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series.”

I found this especially interesting in light of my ambivalence about the show. Ambivalence I was forced to face (okay, not really “forced,” but, you know, I thought about it a little) when TVWriter™ contributor Robin Reed posted her opinion on the TVWriter.Com Facebook page (which y’all should be visiting regularly anyway, but you already know that).

I’m thinking the FB conversation deserves to be seen by more people. So I hope you’ll read on and jump in, either here or on Facebook.

Robin Reed:
Breaking Bad confessions: I started watching BB on Netflix because a writer I know on Facebook raves about it almost every day. After a few shows Walt is offered money for his cancer treatments by his young former business partner who got rich while Walt got squat. I understood that Walt’s pride wouldn’t let him accept the money as long as he thought his meth business would raise enough money. But then he made a conscious choice to kill people rather than accept the money. Maybe it’s just me, but the show lost me at that point. I might follow a man into the depths who had no choice, but when he chose to be a murderer and he had a way out, I couldn’t watch any more.
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TVWriter.Com: I have a BREAKING BAD problem myself. I find it ugly. I find it to be about unstable people making decisions no stable person would make and harming others in the process.

Many of my friends love the show, and I’ve learned it’s because they don’t view it through the same filters I do. They’re looking for dry comedy, and to them it comes through. Walt killing the guy, Walt trying to figure out what to do with the guy who’s alive, the bathtub being reduced to rubble and pulped flesh – they just think those are funny moments, not related to real humanity. In fact, one of the BB fans I respect most just flatly said that he watches the show just the way he would watch an old Loony Tunes cartoon, only with humans playing the parts.

That being the case, I’d rather see this thing with funny animals. Maybe then I could laugh too. (But first I’d have to “unsee” what I’ve already seen with humans.) Maybe we’re just plain wired “wrong,” Robin. What do you think?
Sunday, June 17 at 6:50pm · Like

Robin Reed: Actually I could get into a cartoony story with real death, but it would have to make its intentions more clear. BB is presented as a real drama with characters we’re supposed to care about.
Sunday, June 17 at 6:54pm · Like

TVWriter.Com: But its fans don’t know that. So why is their interpretation different from ours? Of course, the same buddy who explicated BB for me also loves DOC MARTIN, the English medical series about a doctor who cannot relate to humanity on any level. Knows everything but can’t be anything but an ass to his girlfriend, kid, patients, etc.

When I told him I wasn’t watching anymore because I couldn’t stand the way the Doc hurts everyone who loves him, my friend was astounded. “But I don’t want him to change. His coldness is what makes him so funny!” (And, no, it’s not generational. He’s just a couple of years younger than I am.

This is a mystery I really want to solve. Maybe it calls for a TVWriter™ post/discussion?
Sunday, June 17 at 8:30pm · Like

Robin Reed: Maybe we’re more sensitive in our old age.
Monday, June 18 at 6:53am · Like

TVWriter.Com: Or we’re not really proper human beings and never were?
Monday, June 18 at 7:05am (23 hours ago) · Like

Daniel Davison: I LOVE, with a capital LUV, BREAKING BAD! I feel it is a fantasy/cautionary tale for middle aged men, *gulp*, like me. It allows folks like us to both watch and play along with the damaged Walt, also *gulp*, like me, whose sad past, includes a best friend stealing his ideas AND love of his life, ends up teaching high school chemistry to a bunch who won’t, and worse, CAN’T appreciate what he has to offer…. on and on…

Yeah, he becomes a shitheal, but he becomes a shitheal who feels he finally has power over his own life and actions; something he’s never had before. That power is never real, and in order to keep it, Walt has to break badder at every turn. I’m sure, in the long run Walt is doomed to Hell, but I love the ride.

Mostly because I get to watch it and not live it.

I had a love/hate thing with the Sopranos precisely because of the kind of stuff you talk about. With BB it’s pure unadulterated love.
Monday, June 18 at 10:23am (20 hours ago) · Like

Daniel Davison: I also was a chemistry major at one point. So that makes the “it’s about me thing” even stronger.
Monday, June 18 at 10:24am (20 hours ago) · Like

TVWriter.Com I had no problem with THE SOPRANOS because they were hurting/killing assholes even bigger than they were. Well, except for Adrianna, I guess.
Monday, June 18 at 11:07am (19 hours ago) · Like