
…To which we can only respond:
MELISSA AND JOEY? It’s a show? On the air? Watched by human people?

…To which we can only respond:
MELISSA AND JOEY? It’s a show? On the air? Watched by human people?

Truth! Here! Now!

So we, um, just happened to find this on the web. A mistaken click while, you know, looking for porn.
Okay, we confess. Like every other baby writer, we’re always on the hunt for an Industry doorway to stick our foot into. But, unselfish souls that we are, we’re passing this one on. (As opposed to “passing on this one.” Heh. Sure.)
Imagine…
Imagine, after years of form-letter rejection notices, hang-ups, unreturned phone calls, spending thousands on screenwriting contests, pitch festivals, seminars, workshops and “how to write screenplays that sell” books, you finally do it. You finally sell a screenplay. That “1? is enough to sustain you as go through the same process again and again. 1 is all you need.
Imagine, after countless auditions, call-backs, featured extra roles, casting workshops, spending thousands on head shots, and more head shots; assembling, cutting and editing your reel for the umpteenth time, designing post cards, for your hundredth mailing…finally you nail it. The role of a lifetime! The role you’ve been dreaming of since you were a child comes your way. That “1? role is damn near erases all the stress, pain, anxiety, suffering and fear you’ve felt for decades. That “1? is enough to send you right back into the abyss to do it all over.