LB Doesn’t Understand the Genius of ADVENTURE TIME But This Dude Does

Of course, the following could just be a masterfully written put-on. It comes from OverthinkingIt, after all:

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There’s a telling moment in the early Adventure Time episode, ”The Enchiridion,” where Finn meets some gnomes trapped in a lake of fire. He rescues them, of course, because Finn’s a hero, and helping the unfortunate is what heroes do. But as soon as he does, the Gnomes start blowing up old ladies. There’s a message here, I suppose, about the fact that the unfortunate are not necessarily virtuous. But that’s not really what the show is trying to accomplish. Rather, the show is taking an old established fairy-tale plot and turning it on its head. The way the plot’s supposed to work (as it does in fairy tales like “Diamonds and Toads,” “The Mouse and the Lion,” and countless others), is that Finn goes out of his way to help the gnomes in act one, and then they show up in the nick of time to help him out in act three. Not so in this case:  instead, they turn out to be psychopaths, and Jake stuffs them right back into the lava. The same plot, and the same reversal, inform the episode “Freak City,” in which Finn meets a hobo who asks him for food. Finn only has a sugar cube, which he’s loath to part with because he’s “freaking all about sugar.” But he’s even more all about helping people, and besides, as Finn puts it, the hobo is “probably secretly an elf who will reward us for being nice.” As it turns out, the hobo is the Magic Man, and rather than rewarding Finn, he curses him, turning him into a giant foot. Like many fairy-tale curses, this one can’t be reversed until Finn learns a valuable life lesson. But in this case, the lesson is that the Magic Man is a total jerk.

This kind of treatment of standard children’s plots is endemic to the show, at least in its first season (which, in that it’s all that’s on Netflix, is all that I’ve seen). In “Tree Trunks,” Finn and Jake go on an adventure with their pal Tree Trunks, who looks like a tiny, wrinkly yellow elephant, and talks and acts like Rose from the Golden Girls. At first, Finn and Jake are anxious about adventuring with her, because she’s an old lady with no combat skills and a weak heart. But when they encounter a menacing wall of flesh, Tree Trunks realizes that it’s not a bad wall at all: it just needs a little love. She gives it some stickers, it learns the error of its ways, befriends them, and then in the third act comes back to scratch all of that, after she gives it the stickers, it tries to eat her, and Finn and Jake have to kill it with violence. In “The Witch’s Garden,” Jake loses his magical powers because he steals a donut from a witch. All he has to do to get them back is apologize, but he’s too proud to do that. Eventually Finn gets in serious trouble, and Jake weeps tears of remorse in front of the witch, who tells him he’s learned his lesson and grants him his powers — at which point he knocks her down, steals another donut, and runs off to save Jake, proudly shouting “I’ve learned nothing!” In “Finn Meets his Hero,” Finn decides that rather than jump-kicking evil in the face, he’s going to try to find nonviolent ways to help people in his community. This goes UNREASONABLY poorly, and causes no end of destruction. Contrariwise, in “Henchman,” Finn is forced to help the Vampire Queen Marceline carry out a series of apparently evil actions (such as raising an army of the undead), which all wind up making people happier. read article

Classic DOCTOR WHO Scripts For Sale

“Psst, bud. Wanna buy a DOCTOR WHO script? Huh?”

The DOCTOR WHO contingent of the Twitterverse has been agog for the past few weeks because a dood name of Ian Levine, whose Twitter page describes him as a “Record producer and songwriter specialising in Northern Soul and Motown. Also a lifetime love for Doctor Who” has been tweeting about his collection of original DOCTOR WHO teleplays.

He’s offering them for sale, and the reaction is mixed. Some people want to lynch him for it. Others can’t wait to dig into their pockets even though they’ll have to dig deep. These babies aren’t coming cheap. Here’s a much abridged tweet chronology of the situation: read article

WGAW’ers! Need a Good Reason to Vote for Incumbents?

WGAW officer and Board of Directors voting is coming up in September, and here’s the sure sign that the campaigning has begun in earnest:

WGAW Guild Screenings CaptureSee, the Film Society was something members had to pay for, but Guild Screenings will be free, and the current administration approved this move plus all the renovations, so we gotta love ’em, right?

Of course, some people might say that holding the line against doing free rewrites and doing all kinds of free preliminary outlining with producers and directors might be a better way to “make things more fun,” but they’re not us. Nosirree. Give us bread and circuses over substance any time!

Peer Production: INSPECTOR SPACETIME NEEDS YOU

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Only a week left to go to contribute to INSPECTOR SPACETIME on Kickstarter, fans, and so far the show is short a substantial number of $$$. Looks like we’re all gonna have to come to the rescue.

Just like when all the fans in the world saved the 10th Doctor’s butt – and the world – from the Master on DOCTOR WHO a few years back. read article

How to Stop the Inner Cringe When Good Things Happen to Others

Do you get filled with a horrible feeling of both anger and angst when you learn of someone else’s good fortune? Of course you do. It’s a natural thing. Especially in showbiz where, as the old saying often attributed to Woody Allen goes, “It’s not enough for me to succeed. All my friends have to fail.”

The ultimate product of such feelings can be success – because we work harder when we’re trying to outdo somebody else – or shame – because we know we shouldn’t be such resentful, um, pigs. This article examines the phenomenon and offers some sage advice for dealing with it:

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Why Can’t We Just Be Happy For Each Other?
by Chinae Alexander

What’s that growing pit in your stomach when your friend announces she’s engaged, even though you knew this was the plan (hell you helped pick the ring!)? Shit, you even like the guy. read article