If you’ve never visited and read Bartleby Snopes you’ve missed experiencing one of the absolutely best displays of writerly thinking (and, you know, writing) to be found on this planet.
Currently, Bartleby is running its 7th Annual Dialogue Only Contest – a contest for short stories consisting entirely of dialog, with a max length of 2000 words, in which you – oh, the hell with it. Why should we struggle with description when you can get the gist right from the website itself: