Peer Production: This is the Creepiest Video TVWriter™ has Seen this Month

We got it right here, peeps. You betcha we do:

Have you seen anything on the interwebs even weirder than this shit, boys and girls? Especially the hand lotion part? Write in and tell us where to find it.

Till then, all we can say is…wow.

No, wait. Not “wow.” We mean “Whoa!” Yeppers, that’s the ticket: Whoa!