Happy Thanksgiving Y’All!


Welcome to our slightly abbreviated Thanksgiving Holiday Weekend Edition. We’ll be running fewer posts than usual cuz…well, cuz LB’s outta town and we’re ready to boogie in the name of National Gratitude! Yeah, baby!

Have fun counting your blessings! Remember, every time you eat a bite of Thanksgiving turkey, a member of the Tyson family of fine foods gets one step closer to that new Ferrari s/he needs so badly. (And don’t forget the bonus if you try to eat the dark meat: You lose a pound!)

Our full article count returns Monday, December 1st. (The same day at the end of which our wonderful, a thing truly-to-be-thankful-for Spec Scriptacular Contest closes. So get yerselves over there – NOW!