Love & Money Dept – TV Writing Deals for 11/4/13

Latest News About Writers Who Are Doing Better Than We Are

  • Michael Diliberti (30 MINUTES OR LESS) has sold a comedy series, SKIN DEEP, about an idealistic young beauty salon owner to ABC. (And all we can say is, boy, is that particular idealist ever in the wrong business! Being an idealistic beauty salon owner is like being an idealistic TV network executive. AKA…impossible, don’t you think?)
  • Diliberti has also sold a drama series, VICE, to CBS. This one’s about some young cops who have to deal with their own vices while they’re undercover. (Notice that everybody in Michael’s series is “young.” So we know both shows are going to be way more than skin deep. Oh, wait….)
  • Chris Keyser & Sydney Sidner (PARTY OF FIVE) are writing the pilot for a reboot of – wait for it – CHARMED for CBS. (Another new take on a show that worked just fine? We can’t help but wonder if Aaron Spelling, whose company produced the original, is rolling over in his grave. What’s that? He’s also the responsible party for the original CHARLIE’S ANGEL? Got it. Nevermind.)
  • Mark Gibson & Philip Halprin (FUN CITY) are adapting Shon Hopwood’s memoir, LAW MAN, into a series for NBC. (Wow. The true story of a bank robber turned attorney. We can hardly wait for the episode about how he got a license to practice. If nothing else, it’ll be a good lesson in salesmanship cuz it’s almost as hard for a convicted felon to be admitted to the bar as hard as it is for a newbie writer to sell a series. Hmm…)
  • Liz Feldman (2 BROKE GIRLS) is writing the pilot for an untitled NBC comedy series about a lesbian who gets pregnant and has no man to turn to cuz her male buddy just married the love of his life. (A series about a lesbian whose big problem is that she’s lost the man in her life? What century does this take place in? Oy!)

Love & Money Dept – TV Writing Deals for 10/7/13

Latest News About Writers Who Are Doing Better Than We Are

  • Sanjay Shah (ENLISTED) has sold an untitled autobiographical comedy about an immigrant family running a fast-food franchise together to NBC. (Where they keep on commissioning family comedies regardless of how indifferent their viewers seem to be to that particular arena.)
  • Chris Case (RETIRED AT 35) has an NBC pilot deal for MAYBE IT’S ME, an autobiographical comedy about a father juggling three strong women in his life. (Hmm, not only is this another family comedy, it’s also another autobiographical comedy. And you thought writers’ lives were boring!)
  • Stefan Jaworski (“hot Danish writer” is all we could get) is writing the pilot for WHITE EYE, a procedural thriller, for ABC. (Curse you, PERSON OF INTEREST! You’re so popular that everybody’s trying to duplicate your success. And we all know where that’s going to lead.)
  • Jeff Addiss & Will Matthews are writing a HOUDINI miniseries for ABC that seems to be about the famed escape artist solving contemporary crime. (But maybe it isn’t. The art of clearly stating a premise seems to have escaped the net’s PR.)
  • Chris Keyser (PARTY OF FIVE) is writing WARRIORS, a drama about a “national military hospital,” also for ABC. (Cuz that’s the one twist on a medical show that’s never been done as far as we know. Huzzah! for creativity.)
  • David Grae (CASTLE) is writing the pilot for ABC’s LIFE IS MURDER, a mother-daughter crime drama. (Oh, God, more family. But at least it’s not a comedy…we hope.)

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