Latest News About Writers Who Are Doing Better Than We Are
by munchman
Kate Robin (SIX FEET UNDER) is developing CARTHAGE, a drama about the after-effects of the rape of a teenage girl in a small town, for HBO. (Cuz the after-effects of the rape of, say, a 40 year old might be boring? Or are teenage actresses just easier to exploit?)
Dave Hemingson (upcoming FRIENDS WITH BETTER LIVES) has a new overall deal with ABC Studios. (Cuz his previous shows, DON’T TRUST THE B— IN APARTMENT 23 and TRAFFIC LIGHT (?!) were such big hits, your little muncher supposes.)
Julie Plec (THE VAMPIRE DIARIES) has a new overall deal with Warner Bros. TV. (Cuz she’s got a bunch of shows on the air, don’tcha know? And that, justifiably, makes Julie hot, hot, hot!)
Jennie Snyder Urman (EMILY OWENS, MD) has extended her deal at CBS TV Studios. (Woo! Talk about big hits. EMILY OWNS is right up there with – wait, don’t tell me – DON’T TRUST THE BITCH. How can you not love a business that rewards failure as well as TV does?)