Last Week’s 10 Most Pirated Movies Were–


…Pretty surprising, actually. Especially Numero Uno. Then again, the fact that the very same film was Number One at the box office is also a shock:

torrentfreakchartCaptureOur thanks to TorrentFreak for this chart. And for proving, once again, that there ain’t no reason in the world to go to the movies unless you like pigging out on fake popcorn and pseudo butter that clogs your arteries and turns your heart to sludge, making you into the #2 most-pirated film of the week, DEAD MAN DOWN.

Admit it. You love us for our subtlety. Right? Right…?