“If You Wish To Be A Writer, Have Sex With Someone Who Works In Publishing”

Best Onion article ever. Especially if you’re a writer.

Because then you know that, sadly, this is as true as it is funny:

“by Joyce Carol Oates”

I have so much sympathy for aspiring writers. Our profession is difficult to master, and the deluge of advice writers receive doesn’t make it any easier: “Write every day,” “Study the works of writers you admire,” “The essence of writing is rewriting,” etc. Such guidance isn’t wrong, exactly, but it certainly misses the big picture. read article