Love & Money Dept – TV Writing Deals for 11/5/13

Latest News About Writers Who Are Doing Better Than We Are

  • Alexandra Cunningham (DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES) is adapting Harlan Coben’s thriller, Gone for Good, into a drama series for NBC. (The premise seems to be: “Trust no one.” So we already want to like this project.)
  • David Rambo (REVOLUTION) & Pat Gilfillan (former Nichol Fellowship Winner) are writing the pilot for CBS’s ALLEGED, a drama about a lawyer who is defending his own brother on a murder charge. (Dunno about you, but we’re getting a tad tired of lawyers as heroes. Mostly cuz in our lives so far they’re…not. In fact, every time we see the news another lawyer looks like the enemy!)
  • Matthew Michael Carnahan (WORLD WAR Z) is writing an HBO movie about a guy who breaks into New York high society by being, you know, not what he seems. (He’s also African American cuz, hey, those guys is all shady characters, right? Or to put it another way, “Racism by any other name….”)
  • Maya Van Wagenen (15 year old newb) has sold a book based on her diary to Dreamworks. (We’re so happy for her that we aren’t even feeling bad about Maya being a mere child with a better deal than anything we’ve even come close to. Really. We lurves her. Honest. Congrats, Maya!)
  • Gabe Miller & Jonathan Green (THE OFFICE) are writing the pilot for a CBS comedy about a lifestyle design expert. (Which seems to be untitled cuz…what title could such a premise possibly inspire?)
  • Messers Miller & Green are also writing an untitled comedy for NBC, this one about two overachievers. (Overachievers, huh? As in two more human beings who are doing better than we are? And somebody thinks we’re gonna want to see them? Why? Cuz we like to cry?)

Love & Money Dept – TV Writing Deals for 11/1/13

Latest News About Writers Who Are Doing Better Than We Are

  • Michaela Watkins, Damon Jones & Teddy Riley (SNL, GROUNDLINGS, PARTY DOWN respectively) are creating the USA comedy BENCHED about a female corporate attorney who has a public nervous breakdown that -duh – changes her life. (We dunno what aspect of this is funnier. The attorney having a public nervous breakdown part, the female woman-type person having a public nervous breakdown part, or the life-changing part. But our sides are aching from all the laughter we’re holding in.)
  • Kevin Falls (THE WEST WING) has teamed up with actor Rob Lowe to bring ABC a new drama series called THE POINT, about a single mother and her teenagers who move from Indiana to Malibu in 1976. (Yeppers, it’s supposedly based on Rob’s years growing up in Malibu. But if this baby gets on the air and we decide to watch, it’ll be for one reason only – a certain magical 6-letter word starting with “b” and ending with “i.” And only when our Significant Other isn’t, um, home. You didn’t know we were such a class act, didja?)
  • Stacy Taub (GLEE) is writing what’s described as a “dental comedy” pilot for ABC. (Cuz everybody knows how funny dentists are, especially when they have you in the chair.)
  • Sam Sklaver (BORED TO DEATH) has a deal to write another ABC comedy pilot, this one with a name: THE ALZHEIMER’S PROJECT. (Cuz everybody also knows that people with dementia are even funnier than dentists. Just ask our poor Uncle Jerome. And don’t worry about hurting his feelings cuz he won’t remember the question anyway.)
  • Alexandra Cunningham (DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES) is writing the pilot for a rebooted version of MURDER, SHE WROTE, for NBC, about a hospital administrator who self-publishes a mystery novel and, you know, gets hooked on solving crime. (Cuz why concentrate on what made the original show work when you can screw it up a whole new way?)
  • Bill Chais (FRANKLIN & BASH) is adapting Thomas Sniegoski’s series of fantasy novels about an angel who embraces earthly life into a police procedural series for NBC. (Let us all read responsively: “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!” And don’t be embarrassed if you want to add on the “Why hast thou forsaken me?” bit.)