Ah, DARIA! Of course it’s back. One of the best animated shows in the history of TV. With Daria herself the progenitor of our entire population of hipster chicks. (That’s right, even before Katy Perry.)
But are new episodes coming?
Nah. Of course not. We’re talking the umpteenth reruns here because – it hurts to cast aspergions, but I can’t think of any other way to say this – no one on this show gets residuals! It’s as good as effing free!
Oh, MTV, do you remember when you broke, like, new ground? Bounded over the edge into the unknown universe of music entertainment and made us rock out?
Why hast thou forsaken us? Daddy? Why…?
EDITED TO ADD: We found this brilliant DARIA image at AnimeFlavor.Com. Which we believe is a very cool site. Even for hipsters.
FURTHER EDITED TO ADD: What? LAGUNA BEACH? THE HILLS? What kind of cretin would want to talk about, or even see, them?