The shortest TV review of the new season:
- Sucks.
Or, if you prefer, here’s the 2 words longer than the shortest TV review of the new season version:
- Nothing new here.
Maybe you’d like the review that’s 2 words longer than the shortest TV review of the new season version:
- Nothing new here at all.
Or the one that’s just a sound:
- ZZZzzz…
(Um, that’s a comic balloon snore, see?)
I’m outta here. (Would that I could say the same for REVOLUTION, which was the most popular opening episode of a new series so far this season. Oy!)