Hey You Lady Writers!

From the makers of BIC, those non-sexist genius pen pushers who must have spent at least a day coming up with this product:

BIC Cristal…For Her

Not gonna lie, the world has needed these for a long time. Instead I’ve been using those neanderthal man-pens to create my epic works of staggering prose. Just think if I’d had a Lady Pen…what I could have done with my life. What I could have accomplished. What I could have written that would have changed the world.

Also available: Retractables. Be still my heart.

EDITED BY LB TO ADD: As a man who loves women, all I can say is “Aaarghhh!!!”

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