Meet the producers – some of them writers even – who “own” the broadcast and cable networks for the upcoming season:
In alphabetical order (cuz we don’t want to alienate any of these mega-potentates).
- Aaron Kaplan
- Bill Lawrence
- Chuck Lorre
- David Semel
- David Zabel
- Howard Gordon
- J.J. Abrams
- John Davis
- Julie Plec
- Ryan Murphy
- Seth MacFarlane
- Shonda Rhimes
And now that you know their names, how do you put this knowledge to good use? Simple:
- Cultivate them.
- Hang with them.
- Date them.
- Become their bitches.
- Get rich.
What? You want details about what shows they’ve got so you can figure out the best way to worm your way into their undoubtedly exclusive circles? Do your own damn Googling. We’re busy setting up our own selves.
Ingrates. Sheesh!
