…And we’re going to watch. Because, hell, man, it’s Gibbs. And his mother hunchin’ rules!
The only thing better than watching Leroy Jethro Gibbs use his inhumanly astounding sniper skills is listening to him spout his life rules. Which often comes just before he amazes us with the aforementioned sniper skills. Fortunately for NCIS fans, somebody with some power at USA realizes this, resulting in a: