Pivot TV’s Big Breakthrough Series for Its Excited Millennial Audience

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You know the holding-up-a-sign-on-YouTube thing is so over when your parents have seen it as a plot point on MAJOR CRIMES.

…Or maybe not?

Anyway, since we just mentioned this new cable network, here’s a full episode of the finely targeted programming you can expect to see when Pivot premieres August 1st:

Are we being snarky? Of course we are. Because we firmly believe that anybody wanting to make money off us should first learn who we are.