by Larry Brody

A fan who wishes to remain anonymous (yeah, that’s mostly the kind of fans I have) recently sent me a web synopsis of the first TV episode I wrote for the first show that ever hired me, HERE COME THE BRIDES. And, whoa, does this bring back memories.

BRIDES was an hour-long dramedy back in the days before we called them dramedies. Set in post-Civil War Seattle, for all practical purposes it was the musical 7 BRIDES FOR 7 BROTHERS on TV. With only three brothers, of course, because TV made everything smaller in those days.

Every week the series dealt with the romantic problems of logging company proprietors the Bolt brothers, played by Robert Brown, Bobby Sherman, and David Soul, and the gaggle of young women who’d been imported for them and the rest of the townsmen to procreate with. Thrown into the mix were the Town’s Rich Evil Asshole, played by Sarek, Spock’s father (Mark Lenard to ye of little faith), the Town’s Motherly Madame, played by my pal Norman Powell’s mother, AKA Joan Blondell, and various recurring characters with the usual misguided good and bad intentions.

It wasn’t great television, but it was solid and professional, and a great place for me to learn from people like William Blinn, Bob Claver, Paul Junger Witt, and Stan Schwimmer.

Besides learning the need to walk the fine line between having characters saying too much and saying too little, I also came to grips with:

  • The care and feeding of actors – when Bill Blinn told me I had to revise a script to make David Soul’s part smaller that week because, according to Bill, David had deliberately gotten himself kicked in the head by a horse on the set in an attempt to avoid being drafted and getting sent to Vietnam
  • Studio politics – when I was assigned to rewrite a long, dull script originally written, it turned out, by the studio’s head of production, who couldn’t wait to ask me what I thought of it and became my Enemy For Life when 23 year old me foolishly told him
  • Hollywood social castes – when a certain staff member of the show refused to come to a party at my apartment because, “You live behind Bruno Corvette? I can’t go there!”
  • Producerial turf building – when I discovered that a certain producer of the show was telling everyone how hard he had to work to “save” my scripts, but confided in me that he was saying that just so no one else would use me and I’d be available for more episodes of BRIDES

Oh, the synopsis of my first episode, ripped from a site I recommend to all ’60s nostalgia lovers, the one and only BobbySherman.Com:

35.Land Grant
One of this writer’s favorite episodes. A group of Greek settlers, led by Telly Theodakis (Lou Antonio, in real life one of Bobby’s good friends) have settled on Bridal Veil Mountain , believing they own the land because they bought a land grant for it. They will not listen to the Bolt brothers’ explanation that the mountain belongs to the Bolt family. For a while, there is harmony, as the brothers decide to allow the Greeks to stay there, at least until they can have a circuit judge come into town and prove to the stubborn Telly that he is wrong. The brides provide food and drink for them, as they are quite poor (but proud!). Jeremy and Telly travel to Olympia , and when Telly sees the valid grant, proving that the land belongs to the Bolts, he is crushed. He does not know how he can go back and tell his people that he was wrong, and that they have all been tricked. He angrily decides to try to track down the con man who sold him the fake land grant, and Jeremy agrees to help him, although he feels it’ll be like looking for a needle in a haystack. They do track down the man, but unfortunately, he and his partner are onto them, and tie Jeremy and Telly up in a vacant barn, deciding that they know too much and will have to be killed. Lou Antonio is priceless in this episode, as Telly unwittingly delivers some hysterical lines in his perfectly rendered, Greek-accented , fractured English(“We are done for, Jeremys[as he calls Jeremy]—dead men have no tails.” ) Lou A. gets to deliver even more of these comic malaprops in episode #47TO THE VICTOR.
They narrowly escape their captors, and in the end, safely back in Seattle, he must tell his people the truth –they have all been tricked. But there is a happy ending! (Note: Mitzi Hoag, who plays Miss Essie (Big Swede’s wife)for all of the first season, is seen in this episode as a Greek settler, Telly’s wife! It is interesting that the producers were apparently hoping that audiences would not remember Mitzi from the first season, but they lost that gamble! Ms. Hoag left a very strong imprint in her wonderful performances as Miss Essie!)

I have no idea who “this writer” is, but I’m glad he or she liked the episode. I do, however, have a confession.

I worked my butt off on this script, trying to get the Greek immigrant speech pattern down just right. Research, more research, writing, rewriting, more rewriting. And when it aired I was rewarded by hearing – none of it. Every single line Lou Antonio/Telly said was completely changed because, “it was just too hard to say that way, Larry. And who cares?”

Yes, another exciting lesson learned, but not the ultimate one. Not the most important. No, the most important lesson I learned on HERE COME THE BRIDES was this:

  • Nothing – absolutely nothing – in the world feels better than getting into your car in the morning and driving through the gates of a big Hollywood studio, waving at the mostly dour-faced guards and going to work. I hope that everyone reading this gets to do it, and that you enjoy the hell out of those tears that come to your eyes.

Author: LB

A legendary figure in the television writing and production world with a career going back to the late ’60s, Larry Brody has written and produced hundreds of hours of American and worldwide television and is a consultant to production companies and networks in the U.S. and abroad . Shows written or produced by Brody have won several awards including - yes, it's true - Emmys, Writers Guild Awards, and the Humanitas Award.

3 thoughts on “HERE COME THE BRIDES”

  1. Sign of the times: My wife asked me how I did research before the age of the interweb and Google – AND I COULDN’T REMEMBER!

    It might’ve had something to do with one of those buildings called a li-li-library, that’s it.

    But I honestly can’t be sure.

  2. Look at the hair on those guys, willya? That was a hell of an era for men’s hair.

    Just sayin’.


  3. This was one of my favorite shows as a kid. I loved the Jeremy-centric episodes, although I’m not sure why. Couldn’t be because of a childhood crush on Bobby Sherman.

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