NOTE FROM LB: This strip from Thursday, May 7, 2020’s Funky Winkerbeat, may appear to be just another showbiz cliche, but in fact you’re looking at ans absolutely real, non-apocryphal situation.
I know because I’ve lived through at least half a dozen similar meetings, all with the same punchline.
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