Famous Writers Who Hate Writing

by Bill Cotter

Sometimes I hate writing. That’s not to say I hate the writing of others, though I occasionally do, and that’s not to say I hate my own writing, though I often do, but rather that I sometimes hate the commission of the act of writing. I hate it when I have nothing to say, which is most of the time, or when I think I have stuff to say but the words are clogged at the nib, or when the ink flows freely but lands on the page in impotent smears, or when the words ring like bells but the sentences flop like flagstones in the mud, or when the paragraphs flare but the chapters fizzle.

i-hate-that-poem-300x300I also hate writing when I have better things to do. Doze, eat cheese and crackers, solve easy Sudoku puzzles, shop for books on the Internet, doze some more. I’ve concluded that even some unpleasant chores are less hateable than writing. Cat box cleaning, evacuating the hard drive of viruses, defeating drain clogs. Sometimes I feel like I would trade a writing obligation for a trip to the emergency room for stitches. More than once I’ve promised the gods in their pantheon a year of my life if they would get me out of a writing commitment.

I am not alone in my dark feelings, of course. Most writers, if not all, whether professional, recreational, or scholastic, hate writing at one point, or, in some cases, every point, in their careers, and their attestations to this can entertain, nonplus, horrify, and occasionally provide comfort to the writing-hating writer. For fun, I’ve provided below a small selection of quotations by well-known writers at odds with their business, which I hope the reader will find profitable, instructive, and cautionary.

“When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.” –Kurt Vonnegut (quoted in “Kurt Vonnegut: In His Own Words,” London Times Online, 12 April 2007)
Kurt Vonnegut

“An incurable itch for scribbling takes possession of many, and grows inveterate in their insane breasts.” –Juvenal (quoted in Satires)

“Writing [a novel] is a terrible experience, during which the hair often falls out and the teeth decay.” –Flannery O’Connor (quoted in Mystery and Manners: Occasional Prose)
flannery oconnor

“Every stink that fights the ventilator thinks it is Don Quixote.” –Stanislaw Jerzy Lec (quoted in Unkempt Thoughts)

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